Screenshot from Midwest Teen Sex Show, an online sex education show with a twist.
What can happen when you eat a sandwich in front of your computer?
What can happen when you eat a sandwich in front of your computer?
No i didn't spill my drink on the keyboard. Imagine something more unlikely.
You know what? I took one bite at my home-made sandwich, and the still runny egg yolk shot forth in a huge squirt, and landed squarely on my keyboard, running the entire length of that sleek white and aluminium darling of mine. Thank goodness it missed everything else.
My heart skipped a beat. I remained stunned for some time, not knowing what to do.
I never expect to be able to shoot that thick, viscous, proteinaceous fluid from between my mouth!
Luckily i had a silicone cover over my keyboard. Otherwise i guess i will be spending the rest of the day taking my keyboard apart and scrubbing it.
I continued to devour my sandwich before i cleaned up the mess.
Yellow c**shot on my keyboard. Eww...
Time to go back to read, and see more. I do hope my joke this time has been less subtle.
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