(Warped) Logic

An angry patient on why he was kicked out from an allied health providing unit, allegedly because he wasn't liked.

Patient: I guess i know why the nurses don't like me. 'Cause i don't like to talk to ladies.

Colleague: I think maybe your (explosive) tone plays a bigger role.

Patient: But you see, at home I also talk to my wife like that; how can these women expect any better?

Me and colleague: ...